How do you annoy an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask them what period it came from!!

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?         

*~Artificial intelligence is NO MATCH fo natural stupidity!~*

why r blond jokes so short? so guys can understand them!

( throw cheerios on the floor and step on them )...look im a cereal killer!!!

¤*¤~YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE~¤*¤

A little voice in my head told me not to steal, so I borrowed without permission instead.

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

<*>If guys had periods they'd compare their tampons<*>

There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't

I was lying in my bed thinking 'Boy you're cute', then i took the mirror off my ceiling and went to sleep.

I used to have schizophrenia, but we're Ok now.

My whole life is just one big blonde moment!

Even if the voices are not real, they have some real good ideas.

¤ They say practice makes perfect... but then no one is perfect... so why practice¤

Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*